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[ghostfromthemachine]

[ perhaps you were following the feeling of something present, or maybe you're completely oblivious to that sort of thing and were just wandering around. either way, you've stumbled across a small copper offering bowl sitting on a rock in the park. chances are there's some sort of trinket in there already: a few coins, or a candy bar. maybe a feather or a strawberry.

there's a slightly worn bit of paper tucked under the bowl. "因果応報" has been carefully caligraphed onto it, with a translation in plainer writing underneath— "what goes around comes around."

will you leave something? ]

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good news NEITHER DO I

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ NAKAHARA "I'M NOT CUTE AND I'M NOT A TSUNDERE EITHER" CHUUYA, ladies and gentleman

because she's a good friend and a bad person, she's giving him five minutes to think maybe he got away with it before crackle-popping into corporeality behind him ]

Chuuya~.

[ ...it's a little bit garbled. she may already have one of the strawberry candies in her mouth. ]

[goatsongs]

[The moment he hears her, he recognizes that he's fucked. But like hell he's going to admit it even after he turns to face her.]

It's rude to talk with food in your mouth.

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ shifting it a little so she can talk. ...also skipping back, for some reason? certainly not because she had been about to go in for a drape before he turned around, though, ]

You're rude in general, so it's fine.

[goatsongs]

[No, of course not. She would never.]

Can't argue with that one.

Need anything?

[Surely she's not here to bug him about his offering. Noooo.]

[ghostfromthemachine]

Do I have need to something to want to say hello to a friend?

[ FULL OF INNOCENCE

and bullshit ]

[goatsongs]

You didn't just warp in behind me to say hi.

[So much bullshit.]

[ghostfromthemachine]

I didn't warp behind you at all.

[ she was there the whole time, after all. it's entirely different. ]

[goatsongs]

Then be louder. You're still sneaking up on people otherwise.

[So grump.]

[ghostfromthemachine]

You can take the girl out of the ghost, but you can't entirely take the ghost out of the girl.

[goatsongs]

You still haven't answered what you want from me.

[ghostfromthemachine]

I'm really just here to bother you, Chuuya.

[ it's either that or blatantly express her affection, and she's pretty sure she knows which option Chuuya would prefer ]

[goatsongs]

Lucky me, I'm so blessed.

[...you might be literally blessed, Chuuya.]

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ VISIBLY TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE ]

...it's funny you would say that, actually.

[goatsongs]

I know it was a bad pun, you don't have to tell me.

[clearly she's referring to her being a spirit in general and not anything specific to do with him]

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ surely the weirdly good luck he'll have the next few days is completely unrelated. ]

—excuse me. There's no such thing as a bad pun, only an underappreciated one.

[goatsongs]

[Nothing to do with anything.]

Spoken like a person who enjoys telling puns more than other people enjoy listening to them.

[ghostfromthemachine]

I enjoy listening to them, too! I'm opun minded like that.

[ NOW YOU'VE DONE IT ]

[goatsongs]

I'm leaving.

[Actually... going to start walking away...]

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ trots after him undeterred, laughing ]

Please, you left yourself wide open for that.

[goatsongs]

That doesn't mean you had to go for it.

[GRUMP]

[ghostfromthemachine]

My puns and I are a package deal.

[goatsongs]

Guess I have to stop talking to you now. It's so sad.

[He doesn't actually mean it.]

[ghostfromthemachine]

You say that as though it'll stop me in any sense.

[goatsongs]

I'm shocked that you would pun at someone trying to avoid you.

[No, he's not.]

[ghostfromthemachine]

Shocked, hmm?

[ wiggling her fingers at him, a lick of electricity winding around her hand to punctuate ]

Now you're just doing all the work for me.